Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It's shark week go big or go home
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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