I can feel you judging me through the phone.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
