no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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