First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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