it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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