'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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