a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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