if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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