let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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