Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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