i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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