He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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