You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I think I just sharted jello shots
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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