plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
