Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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