You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think I sprained my soul last night
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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