My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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