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A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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