We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
