Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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