You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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