Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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