at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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