hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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