found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Come on in and take your pants off
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