I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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