problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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