like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
