Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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