How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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