Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wish they made helmets for livers.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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