I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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