You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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