Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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