once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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