she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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