Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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