ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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