well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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