well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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