I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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