But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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