i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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