I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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