So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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