Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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