There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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