I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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