Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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