Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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