Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Dick very happy bro
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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