There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Randomize
