She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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