i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
nutella sex= disaster
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
