I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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