I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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